SHIRT QUOTES

People wanted to be defined by character, position and group they belong...Others might have wanted to print it ont their shirts...
Read on some of the shirt quotes:

"Filthy Stinking Rich -- Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"

"Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"

"I Speak Fluent Patriarchy But It's Not My Mother Tongue"

"I Used Up All My Sick Days So I Called In Dead"

"Husband and Cat Lost -- Reward for Cat"

"Be Nice to Your Children -- They'll Pick Your Nursing Home"

"Husbands Should Come With Instructions"

"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"

"I Want It All and I Want It Delivered"

"Life Is Hard; Then You Nap"

"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam"

"Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. Monogamy Is the Same"

"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk Carton"

"Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt"

"Learn from Your Parents' Mistakes - Use Birth Control"

"I Was Once a Millionaire But My Mom Gave Away My Baseball Cards"

"If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them on My Knees"

"If You Can Read This, Thank a Teecher"

"A Nest Isn't Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the Attic"

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!"

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"I Yell Because I Care"

"If You Remember the '60s, You Weren't Really There"

[Found in that cauldron of '60s sentimentality, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland. <~~The 60's ??? Wha' .. Huh .. ???]

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

"Re-Elect Nobody"

(Across a drawing of a skeleton) "Waiting for the Perfect Man"

"My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse -- He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts -- Do You Want Fries With That?"

"When the Going Gets Tough, Use Duct Tape"

(Over a sketch of the Titanic) "The Boat Sank. Get Over It"

"I Didn't Drive My Husband Crazy -- I Flew Him There -- It Was Faster"

"Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups"

[An airport security guard in Green Bay, Wis., saw it and offered to buy it then and there.](On a baby-size shirt) "Party -- My Crib -- Two A.M."

"I Don't Suffer from Insanity -- I'm a Carrier"

"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since I Was 15"

"El Nino Made Me Do It"

"The More I Learn About Women, the More I Love My Car"

"Aunt Em: Hate You. Hate Kansas. Taking the Dog. -Dorothy"[Bought it just across the river from Kansas, in Kansas City, Mo.]